High Flyer

Wanna know a secret?


Anyone else?

So that's three detention threats, one suspension threat, one dean's office threat, and a Saturday school threat.

All gone~.

I tell ya', it's great to be blessed with a silver tongue. Now if only it'd get me out of homework. I've got two pages worth of Calculus homework [sure, it's due next week, but who does homework until the night before it's due?], there's the novel I have yet to finish [or start for that matter], and the speech on man's replacement by machines.

That speech should be a doozie actually. All I really have to do is bring a vibrator, set it on the desk and make my speech center around it. If you think about it, it’s more appropriate than not, I mean sure, I could probably talk about that robot that plays the piano, but why would I do that when I’ve got a little "robot" that plays me like a fiddle right there in my room?

I’ll probably get sent to detention for this, but I bet it’ll be SO worth it. Anyway, he can't really blame me. He did say we needed a visual.

:]